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The purpose of these corporate white papers is to inform (impress) potential customers of actual issues. It demonstrates knowledge and implies that the company has the ability to leverage their product or service to meet whatever the challenge is.

I wouldn’t say boulder-sized because the meat of the article is true, but yes a bit of skepticism is always useful.

Fucking Ben Clapper with his million fucking baby having ass. It was obvious in college he was going to take his bullshit all the way to the top

Used to speak the King’s En-ga-lish

But caught a rash on my lips, so now my chat just like dis

It was so tough getting through the first half of The Dark Forest because of the women. But damn the second half is incredible

Yes but also when people are telling someone they’re from New York they tend to assume the city, so the follow-up answer is for clarification. The state is big and wildly different from NYC

The best way I can describe the emotional difference is that Reznor’s version depicts ruinous destruction of a young person’s life, and Cash’s version depicts a lifetime of regret. Their literal ages obviously help convey it, but the arrangement and style really sell it

Bones in the Water by Battle of Mice. I’ve never heard that level of unhinged screaming in my life. Plus it’s creepy as fuck

That was me. My mistake.

Yes, but it isn’t necessarily complicated. We don’t want people wielding power longer than they should. RBG, whom I admire immensely, was a fool to not step down. Biden represents a political return to form that inadequately services vast swaths of Americans. They aren’t specifically related, true. But I think Biden, while certainly effective at certain objectives, is incapable of navigating the pulse of many younger Americans.

I’ve been thinking it since he started hinting that he’d run again, as have most of my left-to-left-leaning friends

Never heard of BBQ/mayo but I’m there.

The embarrassment of getting pummeled to some sort of electric accordion solo really sells it. Is it an accordion? I haven’t listened to it in 20 years

I’ve been told to go back to my country. Which is Hawai’i haha

That left-align is just 🤌

I wonder if there’s been a follow-up since this article was posted

And Republicans are the only one of the two major parties who has proven themselves able to both have a long term plan and commitment to see it through. This is a joke until it isn’t.

Seconding Kvaesito. Like many launchers, there’s some getting used to but I’m loving it.

Y’all, this isn’t some sort of centrist gotcha. Dude just wants a citation to which part of Billy’s book violated the stupid and dumb law.

Imagine being the first one to use a fresh porta potty. No smell, other than that blue chemical water down at the bottom. It’s so damn clean.

“Great!” you exclaim with excitement. So you sit down on that smooth dry toilet seat and, relaxing, a tremendous donker just falls right out of you.

The mass is too great. The distance. The speed and acceleration. It isn’t even a second of time, but you know. You know.

GaTHUNK

A cold blue kiss races towards the moon. A moon so relaxed the single crater yawns beckoningly wide. The kiss forms into a dull spear, racing towards the darkened maw. It enters beyond the shadow. Fully into the heavenly body. Cold meets heat.

You yelp in shock. There is cold artificially blue water deep in your butthole. The sudden tension passes and as your muscles relax again, some of that cold drains back down to earth. A light shower.

You were looking forward to this festival all year and you spend the entire time distractedly thinking in shame about how something so fortuitous turned to disaster in moments. You didn’t bring a change of underwear. Why would you?

Why do we treat the USPS like a business when it’s a government function specifically mentioned in the Constitution?