Some of you kids have never been to Nebraska and it shows… Don’t even know how to grab a six pack and enjoy an evening on the back roads after work.

I mean, if you’re far enough away to notice a bomb going off before the shockwave hits you putting something between you and the soon to collapse roof is probably your next best move.

I’m picturing this being carbon fiber and the top tube snapping at the bend.

I at least had the advantage of just being able to use my name.

That’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility to be honest.

I like to think for something as high stakes as the argument you’re going to make in court that a lawyer would have partners or employees or something to bounce ideas off before pulling the proverbial trigger on it.

Edit: oh and discussing such things with the client too

Imagine being the first person that lawyer pitched his idea to and not responding violently.

Hell I’ll admit to wearing a headphone while I’m out and about but it’s at least on transparency mode and I’ve only got the one on my right side.

I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

If she wasn’t so politically active this would’ve barely made the local newspaper. Congrats lady now you’re famous.

This is an example of it going poorly but advertisers to an extent do it on purpose. Kool-aid gets used to refer to powdered drink mixes like band-aid is used to refer to adhesive bandages and, in some regions, coke is used to refer to soda in general. The idea is to become so associated with the concept as to overshadow the competition.

I mean, to an extent, but that’s like, 8-9 months away, probably. Good news is while we move twice a year it’s only across the street. The joys of employee housing.

I’m chuckling at this meme when I still have so much unboxing and organizing to do after a recent move.

I try not to advocate for the deaths of my countrymen, the fact they don’t really share that same sentiment makes it rather difficult, but I like to think there’s a solution to our current ideological predicament that minimizes blood spilled.

I’m in a ski town in Colorado so you get the full mix here, but yeah by March it’s t-shirt weather for the locals, tourists still show up dressed for an arctic expedition but whatever. Hell, isn’t even the funniest thing that comes up, the resort does a costume week every spring so I did formal day in a dress shirt and tie on a fixie, which is a pretty physically intensive job. Favorite remark was a regular in the back of the line yelling “[name expunged] are you fucking bumping chairs in a tie?”

And for that matter both of those things happen in this same country. Should’ve seen the looks I’d get from southerners when I was operating a ski lift in a T-shirt.

Edit: celebrating the first snow by jumping in a lake has also gotten colorful reactions from outsiders.

Maybe maybe not, but you know racists, they’re just as happy killing a Latino born here and lying about it afterwards.

Man, people have been feeling real patriotic about killing their fellow Americans lately, though I’m sure Florida is hoping the death toll has a particular skin tone.

I’m pretty sure significant portions of the medium and hard difficulties could be flip-flopped and most of Australia’s population doesn’t live in the PvE warzone you’re probably picturing in your head.

Oh hey it’s that joke I made earlier. Fucking wonderful.