Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) seemed to think the health of the 81-year-old minority leader of the U.S. Senate was not an issue worth discussing during a sit-down interview with CBS.
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) seemed to think the health of the 81-year-old minority leader of the U.S. Senate was not an issue worth discussing during a sit-down interview with CBS.
The turtle needs to take his shell and go home.
ACKSHUALLY he's a tortoise!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_tortoise
So throw him in the river so he doesn't dry out.
Akshually he’s a Russian asset.
https://www.salon.com/2021/10/21/rachel-maddow-explains-origins-of-how-mcconnell-earned-his-moscow-mitch-moniker/
I fully admit I was not entirely what you might call « sober » upon the composition of my previous comment here, so I was hardly even skimming.
I appreciate the correction, your technique was sterile and precise.
Lol no worries. I realized in hindsight that the monkey cat meme would have been perfect for this. Fuck.
Do it anyway, let’s live in the best timeline
Fuck it, why not.
Here for this
^done
Or, at the very least, get a full checkup from a veterinarian.
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I really really really really really wish your spoiler tag worked on Sync
Here maybe this can help:
Ah yes, the ball washer. Much appreciated!
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OK, so here's the thing… the spoiler tags don't work on mobile, so you just filled up a bunch of peoples apps with AI McConnell turtle porn.
Please make the images clickable links so they aren't visible in the feed and I'll restore the post.
Yes sir, right away sir.