Try geddit if you're on android. It's an app shell for reddits RSS feed. There's no logging in, and thusly no voting or commenting, but it does allow you to create a front page and it lets you view the first like 30 comments. Also there's no ads and NSFW content isn't blocked. It's pretty good for what it is and you don't have to give Reddit money.

Find it on GitHub. I know you said you hate it and you're never going back, and I'm right there with you, but it is nice to check in on some of my favorite Niche subreddits once in awhile