When I was in college, my then girlfriend texted me that she was watching Jojo Rabbit. She knew it was one of my favorite movies, and said that she loved it too. She was talking about how Scarlett Johannson's shoes almost have their own personality. So I said,
spoiler
yeah, it's devastating when you notice her shoes on the hanging body.
Turns out she had paused the movie to make some dinner, and hadn't seen this part yet. Needless to say, she was PISSED!
I was at a bar and a girl was flirting with dude with a big handlebar mustache. She left to go to the bathroom and the guy said he was gonna ask her if she knows what a mustache ride was. Well she comes back and asks what's going on. I blurt out "he wants to know if you know what a mustache ride is". He was pissed I spoiled his joke.
Well, did she?