• Turious@leaf.dance
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    1 year ago

    A $30 bidet changed my entire quality of life. Couldn’t recommend it enough. It’s been neat to see them popping up more in local stores, though. A decade ago, that was unheard of.

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      1 year ago

      Like an actual bidet? Or an ass sprinkler that you attach to your toilet?

      Question about those things: Where do you add the soap? Or are you just squirting water at your asshole and spreading the shit particles everywhere? You can’t get clean without soap, which is why I’ll stick to hopping in the shower to wash my ass after a nasty shit (unless of course these things actually do dispense soap; in which case I want one).

      Edit: No I don’t take a shower after every shit; just rinse my ass off with body wash and the shower head.

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        1 year ago

        Soap is not required to clean anything. It’s great at removing oils and stains, but just plain water can clean your asshole just fine.

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          1 year ago

          Next you’re going to tell me that you wash your hands without soap too.

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              1 year ago

              Bullshit. Washing without soap does nothing but spread germs around.

              Quit making up excuses cause you’re lazy, and wash your hands with god damn soap.

              I’m blocking you now cause I don’t want to see any more comments/posts from your nasty-ass in the future.

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        1 year ago

        The one I bought was the Brondell SS-250. The SS-150 is just as good. My wife and lady friends either don’t use the front sprayer or don’t miss it on their 150 model.

        I like that the pressure increases as you turn the handle instead of jumping up to a higher pressure like some other bidets. More control, less surprise. We’ve been asked about how the cold water is and frankly, we prefer it to the ones we’ve tried that have both hot and cold.