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Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit “weather modification” activities in the state.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·23 days agoSorry outdoor restaurants, gonna need you to remove the umbrellas from your tables. They’re classified as an apparatus used for the express purpose of reducing the intensity of sunlight.
minus-squareKbobabob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 days agoUh, how does that qualify as “released into the atmosphere” I mean during a tornado it could potentially be within violation but at that point there’s probably bigger issues.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 days agoThe atmosphere starts where the ground ends.
minus-squareKbobabob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 days agoI guess that means your head is in the clouds.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 days agoWouldn’t put it past our court’s ability to interpret it that way.
Sorry outdoor restaurants, gonna need you to remove the umbrellas from your tables. They’re classified as an apparatus used for the express purpose of reducing the intensity of sunlight.
Uh, how does that qualify as “released into the atmosphere”
I mean during a tornado it could potentially be within violation but at that point there’s probably bigger issues.
The atmosphere starts where the ground ends.
I guess that means your head is in the clouds.
Wouldn’t put it past our court’s ability to interpret it that way.
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