• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Due to a serious illness, I've used up all my paid sick days. My bosses told me, "we want you to get better, so you can take as many unpaid sick days as you want." Thanks a whole fucking lot.

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      1 year ago

      "we want you to get better fucked, so you can take as many unpaid sick days as you want get fucked."

      You have our permission to wither broke and helpless. Don't worry about repaying us. We'll send you to collections