SwordInStone@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 6 hours agoMy favourite type of self-carelemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1292arrow-down110
arrow-up1282arrow-down1imageMy favourite type of self-carelemmy.worldSwordInStone@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 6 hours agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down2·6 hours agoThe purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It’s like a Buddhist meditation.
minus-squaresnek_boi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·45 minutes agolol I hope your standups are not actually like this! The purpose is to, as a team, plan how to achieve a goal
minus-squareHannes@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·6 hours agoYeah - it’s an art to find the perfect mix between “sounds complicated enough that they zone out”, “sounds like stuff gets done” and “not making people ask if you need help with that”.
The purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It’s like a Buddhist meditation.
lol I hope your standups are not actually like this! The purpose is to, as a team, plan how to achieve a goal
Lemmy keeps it real.
Yeah - it’s an art to find the perfect mix between “sounds complicated enough that they zone out”, “sounds like stuff gets done” and “not making people ask if you need help with that”.