LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net to science@lemmy.world · 4 months agoThe Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrongwww.scientificamerican.comexternal-linkmessage-square192fedilinkarrow-up1379arrow-down153file-textcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
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minus-squareoyo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·4 months agoMy theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 months agoWouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
minus-squareSquizzy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 months agoHave you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoNo, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoSo the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoHe means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoCan confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
minus-squareifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoHow hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoStrong enough to crush coal into diamond.
minus-squareifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoGet that diamond dick brother
My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
Obvs strongest penis grip.
So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.
Get that diamond dick brother