George Santos is throwing in the towel on his attempt to get re-elected back to Congress, after raising a devastating zero dollars and zero cents in the first quarter of 2024.
The serial fabulist got caught telling so many exaggerations, misrepresentations, and flat-out lies that my attempt in January 2023 to chronicle them barely lasted a day before it was outdated. He was finally expelled from Congress in December 2023 after a damning Ethics Committee report and one of his fellow Republican congressmen accused Santos of defrauding him – and even his mother.
A special election in February for Santos’ replacement in NY-3 was won by Democrat Tom Suozzi, but Santos couldn’t stay out of the spotlight, crashing the State of the Union address in March, insisting on taking advantage of the floor privileges afforded to former members of Congress, although he was not allowed to take up a prime seat.
Damn man, that’s impressive. You’ve got to really work hard to piss off just everyone.
Watch me
throws a Timex at you What a weird request. Now what? What?
I only have thyme for certain puns
It’s an ingredient that I overuse to spice things up.
Oh I always use it when I’m really hungry so I don’t have to cook as long.
Joke’s on you, fucker. I just donated $2 to your campaign!