I haven’t been able to update my cellphone anonymously with Aurora since January. Every time I try, Aurora errors out with “Oops, you are rate limited”.

This isn’t the first time Google plays at making non-normies’ lives difficult. So I tried the usual tricks, updated Aurora, tried the nightly build, waited, tried again… for months - to no avail: Google just won’t play ball this time.

Last week, Signal stopped working and demanded to be updated. Fortunately, Signal offers the APK as a normal download without having to get it from the hateful Google Play store.

Today, my home banking identificator app did the same thing and stopped working. I needed to make a payment right now, and I had no way to update the app: “Oops, you are rate limited”. And my bank sure doesn’t offer the APK outside of anything but the goddamn Google Play store.

So I relented and created a Google account. Which of course entailed giving Google a phone number. I sure didn’t give them mine, so I phoned a friend abroad who doesn’t care to ask him to receive the verification SMS on his phone and read out the code to me. Which worked long enough to set up 2FA and do away with phone numbers altogether. And finally, after an hour of fucking around, annoying other people and compromising their phone number, I could update my banking app and make my payment at last.

All that because Google has decided they want to control my phone.

Fuck Google.

Seriously, how they are allowed to hold the Android world hostage like this without getting their monopolistic ass Sherman’ed AT&T-style, I’ll never know. It’s long overdue.

  • deweydecibel@lemmy.worldEnglish
    194·
    7 months ago

    This isn’t the first time Google plays at making non-normies’ lives difficult.

    I agree with the tone of this, but are you seriously using “normies” unironically?

    • ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
      12·
      7 months ago

      Don’t read condescension into it. I said non-normie as a convenient shortcut for “not in the statistical norm” - which is what we who reject Google’s vampirizing influence are. Hopefully we’ll be the normies one day. But for now we definitely are not.

      • myxi@feddit.nlEnglish
        1·
        7 months ago

        These corporations would never let that be the norm. They are presently moderate about it because we are an extreme minority, but if this population starts growing at rapid rates, these leeches will go crazy. Just like how Google behaved a few months ago to prevent ad-block usage on YouTube. The unfortunate news is that we can’t even do much about it; they already have a scary market share and the money to do whatever they want. Worse thing is that these corporations will unite together in such scenario.

    • bl4kers@lemmy.mlEnglish
      2·
      7 months ago

      I can’t say I’ve heard the word “normies” used ironically before