One the one hand, fuck Rudy, hope they find every cent of his and he ends up living out the rest of his days in a dingy, shitty apartment wallowing in his own piss while barely being able to afford food.
On the other hand, if you lent him money it’s because you are either an amoral leech, or your expected favours from Trump in return.
Fuck everyone involved in this I guess?
Top 5 Rudy moments
#5: Sharting on Jenna Ellis on a hot mic
#4: Holding a press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping
#3: Leaking squid 🦑 ink down his sweaty head
#2: Actually trying to bang Borat’s 15 year old daughter in a hotel room and caught on film— indelible
#1: Owing $4 Billion 👉$4,000,000,000!
Is Six that time he smeared snot all over his face?
Yes 👏👏👏👏
https://www.nytimes.com/1993/12/19/nyregion/giuliani-ems-account-disputed.html
Rudy lied about what an EMS crew did when they were treating a patient. He tried to make himself out to be a big shot and a hero. He slandered a bunch of hardworking civil servants.
I could cite plenty of other times he was a pig.
Also when he blew his nose and then wiped the snot all over his face using the handkerchief
In total fairness, there was no indication that the character the legal-age actress was portraying was 15, that was just simply shouted at Rudy by SBC when his hand is down his pants. It’s not much of a gotcha when it was all staged. All of those other things, totally valid!
I mean… okay— but what did he think he was going to do with that girl? And how old did he think she was?
That creep is 79! He was in his mid 70’s when that occurred <shudders>. 🤮
This sparks joy
The far-reaching order is only possible thanks to allegations that Giuliani participated in “discovery misconduct”—that is to say, he failed to spill all the beans the first time around
Giuliani’s incompetence is going to expose all his allies to intense financial scrutiny. I wonder how tight the Russian mob’s security is to human failures.
I assume he’ll trip while taking a stroll around the rooftop of a tall building sometime soon …
Unless Giuliani turns state’s evidence. The FBI might have all those windows locked down.
I find it interesting that you think it won’t be fbi agents helping him to the window,
Yes, Jeff Epstein definitely echos here.
Sudden onset defenestration. There’s an epidemic over in Russia.
Oh no! Where will he find that kind of money?
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It’s too bad he didn’t have an important client he was tethered to for years, at least then he’d have the funds to pay his debts
No worries, once they release the Kraken, it’s all going to turn around for ol’Rudy. Any day now… Any day
Elon
Just put him in fucking jail, he’s been caught on so many crimes
Is there going to be another bailout? I need to know which corporations to boycott.
That is Dr. Evil amounts of money.
I’ll never unsee that picture where he was melting with booty juice coming out the side of his head.
Booty juice comes right from the source. And what’s the source?
