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AROOO
AVE SATANI BROTHER, LET’S VAPE SOME CRANK AND READ NINTENDO POWER
LET’S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING MARIO CART MY BROTHER IN ANTICHRIST
CRANK THOSE HOGS DAY IN DAY OUT MFERS AROOOOOO
Where do I sign?
I want a giant hog and a Nintendo!
Won’t be using the drugs though.
You can sell them for profit
Or give them to the hog for even more power!
So many options! Thanks Satanists!
Giant hog, for squeezing
So… do I get to own the entire company named Nintendo, or is this like when people just called the NES a “Nintendo?”
Nintendo exists, promise fulfilled.
You become a Nintendo subscriber.
These days we promise a PS5 since Nintendo discontinued full consoles.
Also, you only get a giant hog if that’s what you want; Satan respects your gender identity. You can sub in cat ears.
Back then didn’t they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like
I wanna Sega. It does what Nintendon’t!
I want to sub in cat ears but still also have a giant hog.
Best I can do is a piglet and one cat ear. We can’t just give both to everyone or else it devalues them for the people that already made deals, and they’ll start trying to renegotiate, and that fucks up all the records.
This is the weirdest shade against the Switch I’ve ever read. It’s literally a full console that is also portable!
this isn’t satan, this is wario!
Hoooog ridaaaaaa
Neat!
“Dinsdale!”
Hmmm. Do the drugs come packaged with the hog or with the nintendo?
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That’s nice.
They’re in the RAM expansion slot, behind the car keys.
I’ll take a #4
I don’t want the hog but I’ll take the rest, please 🫴
Just give my hog to somecritter else :DHog can be slang for penis.
Definitely give it to somecritter else.
… Unless we’re talking, like… wink wink nudge kinda giving me a ‘hog’ in which case yes. 🤷♀
uwu
You could sell the hog to buy more drugs
Don’t be so hasty. Stick with me here- Super Mario Luau.
headtilt?
Reads Nintendo.
Me: “I am listening.”
All of them please
