He'll have a lot more time to watch porn when the government shuts down.

Although there's nothing quite like being in his congressional office with his little Johnson out.

Someone should look at how much porn downloading and streaming bumps up when government employees are furloughed and have idle hands.

Maybe the evangelicals can be swayed to avoid a government shutdown with that kind of consequence.

Talk about term limits… zing!

Edit: That was horrible. Can someone else do better?