My boss is a total right wing nut, thankfully he isn't so crazy that he is impossible to work with. I have concluded that almost every problem he has with the world is a straw-man. He has to characterize his argument in a fantasy and then play it out. Never does he use real examples, they are always made up what if's.

This same thing MTG is doing here. It's ridiculous and just amazing that people can live in their own heads like that.