skyler to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agoThe 2012 Babylemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1387arrow-down16
arrow-up1381arrow-down1imageThe 2012 Babylemmy.worldskyler to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish32•edit-211 months ago So declared J.H. Kellogg Kellogg also claimed that his corn flakes would stop people masturbating because it was super bland.
minus-square@Buddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•11 months agoIf bland cereals prevent masturbation, that must be why Tony the Tiger is so enthusiastic about frosted flakes.
minus-square@Daft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•11 months agoWait, what is the frosting? WHAT IS THE FROSTING?!?
Kellogg also claimed that his corn flakes would stop people masturbating because it was super bland.
If bland cereals prevent masturbation, that must be why Tony the Tiger is so enthusiastic about frosted flakes.
Wait, what is the frosting? WHAT IS THE FROSTING?!?