@Albin7326@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 9 个月前Me: I can code. My Friend: Oh You must be really smart! Me: Yes… but no.suppo.fiimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down126
arrow-up11.23Karrow-down1imageMe: I can code. My Friend: Oh You must be really smart! Me: Yes… but no.suppo.fi@Albin7326@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 9 个月前message-square85fedilink
minus-squareBaldProphetlinkfedilink25•9 个月前Every time I mention that I have a very modest ability to write code, people instantly think I'm a genius and can make a computer do anything.
minus-square@Kidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilink27•9 个月前Look, I’ve just had this incredible idea for an app. It’s like Netflix but better, you can probably code it in a month and make us billionaires
minus-square@xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•9 个月前I've literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos. Haven't heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.
Every time I mention that I have a very modest ability to write code, people instantly think I'm a genius and can make a computer do anything.
Can you get this virus off my computer?
Look, I’ve just had this incredible idea for an app. It’s like Netflix but better, you can probably code it in a month and make us billionaires
I've literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos.
Haven't heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.
My guy wanted to use drones to cut hedges.
Butyou'reprogrammer