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minus-squarePons_Aeliuslinkfedilink20•edit-211 months agoMeanwhile in Mongolia: Saddle up its time to reclaim all of it. The UK is feverishly dragging HMS Victory out of dry dock and claiming they now rule about 2 billion people. The Dutch release a statement: “New York will once again be New Amsterdam.” The Danes claim all areas of the UK that were once under the Danelaw. Sweden claims all land held under Charles XI. Germany claims all lands that were once part of the HRE. France declares that all all lands held by Charlemagne are now claimed by France. Poland declares all lands once held by the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth are now theirs. Lithuania declares all lands once held by the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth are now theirs. Greece claims all land in the Mediterranean that were once home to Greek colonies. etc etc etc
minus-squaretheodewerelinkfedilink8•11 months agocan’t wait to hear Sunak’s speech on the re-conquest of India
minus-squarePons_Aeliuslinkfedilink5•edit-211 months agoHe would pitch it as a reverse takeover. “People from South Asia have been the driving force in the UK for decades. Readmitting India, Pakistan and Bangladesh as members of the union is a logical step.”
minus-squaretheodewerelinkfedilink1•11 months agohang on, he should bill it as moving the seat of the empire to the Subcontinent… that’s EXACTLY what the world needs right now…
Meanwhile in Mongolia: Saddle up its time to reclaim all of it.
The UK is feverishly dragging HMS Victory out of dry dock and claiming they now rule about 2 billion people.
The Dutch release a statement: “New York will once again be New Amsterdam.”
The Danes claim all areas of the UK that were once under the Danelaw.
Sweden claims all land held under Charles XI.
Germany claims all lands that were once part of the HRE.
France declares that all all lands held by Charlemagne are now claimed by France.
Poland declares all lands once held by the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth are now theirs.
Lithuania declares all lands once held by the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth are now theirs.
Greece claims all land in the Mediterranean that were once home to Greek colonies.
etc
etc
etc
can’t wait to hear Sunak’s speech on the re-conquest of India
He would pitch it as a reverse takeover.
“People from South Asia have been the driving force in the UK for decades. Readmitting India, Pakistan and Bangladesh as members of the union is a logical step.”
hang on, he should bill it as moving the seat of the empire to the Subcontinent… that’s EXACTLY what the world needs right now…
The HRE? You think too small.