Exercise and going outside makes me have depression and mental illness.

Almost like… some people are different. Shocking, I know. Wish musclebrains who can’t understand people who enjoy being inside and left alone would stop with this BUT JUST EXERCISE kick they’re on to make us “just like them.”

Every single piece of media and online community that did not laugh at Trump and tell him to shut the hell up and get his ass out of the 2016 election is complicit in him doing ANYTHING.

I blame reddit, big-time, for the massive push of his bullshit because they allowed a certain subreddit that will remain nameless here to TAKE OVER THEIR ENTIRE FREAKING “all” PAGE with obvious lies, slander, and other things that would have gotten banned on any other subreddit and did absolutely nothing until AFTER the election to curb it. But yeah, anyone else that didn’t just ignore him completely and ask when a real candidate for the Republicans was going to show up is responsible for his bullshit.

What a clusterfuck.

REALLY? THE PAID FOR BY THE ALT RIGHT MASS MEDIA ISN’T GOING AFTER TRUMP, ONLY ATTACKING MINOR SHIT BIDEN DOES AND ACTING LIKE IT’S A HUGE PROBLEM? YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY.

Fuck this country.

sudo apt install linux

problem fucking solved

My hands are bone dry and this works. Try harder.

Sure seemed like one from the amount of fucking goddamn hype it got.

It was dumb, but at least it was semi-fun dumb. Thank goodness they never made any more Matrix movies after the first one.

shut up shut up shut up shut up no they didn’t shut up shut up

Why do both of the Spider-Man animated movies look like they’re something like 15 frames per second? It actually made me sort of nauseous to watch them when things were moving around really fast.

OT lightsaber fights looked like people who practiced the idea of “less is more” combat and knew pointless flailing and twirling around was useless against a similarly skilled opponent. This MADE SENSE. Everyone in the prequels flipping around and going nuts with the lightsabers and all that – it was laughable. Even Luke in the OT who wasn’t as skilled as some of the so-called “masters” from the prequels used at least some restraint and thought when fighting.

The prequels are garbage and I’m sick of people who think they’re good just because we made memes out of them.

There Will Be Blood. Wooden acting, almost nothing happens, the soundtrack is earsplitting noise, but everyone loves it because of the “milkshake” meme at the end.

Fuck that movie. Walked out on it halfway through, read about what “happened” afterwards later (spoiler: fucking nothing) and regret nothing.

Come on.

1. Find correct end of bag, bag will tell you which is correct

2. Place that end of bag between your (dry, not breathed on, non-disgusting) palms

3. Rub back and forth a few times

4. Enjoy your open bag

vegan

What part of “WE HAVE THE MEATS” do you not understand? /s

1. Go to Arby’s

2. Get their roast beef sandwich

3. Stop by the grocery store

4. Get REAL horseradish sauce

5. Go home or wherever, put the real horseradish sauce on your roast beef sandwiches, enjoy.

Arby sauce and their “horsey” sauce are garbage. Their actual foods are mostly fine.

Just get a fucking bidet

So I walk around all day with swamp ass. Pass, will continue to use regular, actually flushable TP.

it’s one of the best in terms of collecting metadata and stats regarding your heath

…and sharing that to Apple, your mobile provider, the government, your health care provider, and every huge business who wants to know everything about you against every single bit of privacy we as human beings should have by default. Apple is an evil corporation (and so is Google, and Amazon, and Microsoft, and tons of others) and the less information you give them, the better. If you want to monitor your health, find a device that YOU control and does not give the information to anyone you do not approve of. (And Apple will say they don’t, but it’s been shown in the past that this is a huge lie for so many other things they swear to keep private.)

Why is your decimal a comma and the separator a full stop? A comma continues a thought just like it continues a number, and a full stop (period) separates sentences, much like it separates a whole and fractional part of a number. Your system is ass-backwards and you fucking know it. You should be ashamed of it.

Buy an internet ad that tells people the damn dollar sign goes BEFORE the number.

And no monster piñatas. And no trap rooms. And no pointless upgrades. And no nausea-inducing jumping puzzles.

Classic doom, pretty graphics, crazy weapons, new monsters, and steal music from 90s hard rock and heavy metal again.

Go outside in 40°C weather for a bit, come back inside, sit in front of air conditioner, be just fine in a couple of minutes

Go outside in even 10°C weather for a second, come back inside, freezing to death even in front of a heater for an hour because cold or even very cool weather chills me to the bone and it takes forever for me to get warm again

Yeah, I prefer summer.

Outside is overrated. We have food and shade and air conditioning and fans and screens to keep bugs out and real computers (fuck phones) and videogames and books and all sorts of shit inside. Outside is a nightmare of garbage weather, bugs, skin cancer, strangers, and who knows how much random bullshit you can get into.

Fuck outside.