At least, the ones that love and understand their country.

This machine moistens fascists.

Oh shit. As a white dude, I’m convinced.

The only thing more convincing would be if his name was Mark Ofdabeest.

Lincoln’s stovepipe, obviously.

“We hold that the petitioner, as a former President of the United States, is entitled to absolute immunity from damages liability predicated on his official acts.”

Specifically, immunity from civil damages. The president couldn’t be sued by randos claiming he cost them a job or whatever.

This is a new class of fascism. Keep on trollin’.

Only if you win.

Oh, man, that’s too bad. It’s going to be incredibly hard to support that this particular convicted felon might ever commit any other crimes.

It’s pronounced Teatime, sir.

What do you want them to do?

Their jobs?!

As a first choice, sure.

Between Biden, Trump, or Harris? 🤷🏼‍♂️

I know a bigger asshole with a bunch more genocide… plus a big helping of the crimes? How’s that?

FROM A CUP!

If it’s a persistent pattern, it’s likely to just be variation in the density of the vitreous humor (eye jelly).

Basic logic with a side of math? Many conservatives’ only weakness! 😵