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minus-squarecannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·1 day agoI used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.
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minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·23 hours agoYou have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra. “Oh don’t worry. That’s for after.” wiggles eyebrows
I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.
You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.
“Oh don’t worry. That’s for after.” wiggles eyebrows